There are plenty of things I expected to happen as I’ve aged, and several that I looked forward to.
But odd surprises keep coming up. I’ve never liked surprises, that’s consistent.
I used to be able to sleep anywhere, and it never took me very long to cross over to the land of nod. I am no longer guaranteed that certainty, and not just that, but I can’t will myself to stay up either. I figure, if you lose one end, you should be able to gain in proportion. Not so.
Silly me, I thought tweezers were for splinters for all those years. I knew random hairs happened to older women and to all men, but I guess everyone my age is just as shocked as I am, and takes some effort to get rid of the offending wanderers.
I got a piece of matzo caught in my throat last night. It was annoying, and a wee bit scary, but that stuff happens, especially with my mediocre table manners. But it still hurts today. Ouch was *so* twelve hours ago.
All this aside, I enjoy the grown-up right of being taken seriously enough to balance the rest out. I hated that more than I can say all throughout younger days.
Getting very annoyed with those that don’t take me seriously, that sure hasn’t changed. Not a bit.