yarnstash

The universe clearly wants me to get back to my knitting. At my favorite thrift store last week I scored an entire box of very fine yarn, the sort you use for argyle socks, complete with needles and a sock in progress for $2. Today, one of the freecylers offered out yarn and needles, as long as I could pick up before the rain comes as it was left sitting outside.

Little did I know there would be ten pairs of needles and thirty-eight!! skeins of yarn. All brand new! Almost all of them are colors I like. She knits layettes for charity, but these are not baby pastels (as I said, I like these colors) nor is there enough of any color to make something bigger than a scarf. I’ll have to get a random yarn blanket pattern from another knitter I know and give back once I have the speed to make a blanket. Related, I’ve been interested in the Afghans for Afghans project for some time.

More selfishly, I finally have the colors for the knit grenade I’ve been wanted to do, and the Fibonacci sequence sock, and maybe I’ll even try to crochet a beautiful hyperbolic plane or other advanced mathknit.

So, any of yinz who mentioned you wanted to learn to knit, come on around. I’ve got the stuff!

Keeping my day job

I’m at an AIGA Leadership Conference. It’s mostly business, but there were two aspects today that I can’t say I was professionally prepared for. As my fair city is the host city, we had to say a few words of welcoming. Pittsburgh in 3 parts, History, Getting Around, and Pittsburghese. It all went well, but I mislike speaking in public without at least a full run-through. We did it totally seat-of-our-pants. The pdf slides were fine, the script was good, all was well, but I hate the nerves I get. Getting up in front of people is hard enough; it’s just rotten to have to wing it.

This evening was the “fun” presentation. Each of the 52 chapters does a 60 second presentation, supposedly of what they’ve accomplished in the past year. The 52/52 is strictly timed, with whistles no less. They will boo you off the stage, or just generally harrass you if you suck. We went with a Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood theme. Our former president was to change from a cardigan and slacks into a bright blue tux to the theme song from da’burgh’s beloved children’s show. With expert help (shout out to JohnB), I not only located the theme, but had it edited down to the appropriate time. Then I busily burnt it as both AIFF and mp3, etc. etc. fuss and bother. Come time for us to go on, and the music doesn’t work. We get shooed off the stage, with the chance to retry later. Turns out the CD player was punked out completely and all the chapters that needed it were shit outta luck.

Now I can’t remember names to save my life, but song lyrics, sure thing! Especially after hearing it over and over, not only as a child, but just on this most recent hunt. Turns out, I was able to write them down so that our chapter president and I could SING it, in front of everyone, while the change to a tux occurred.

With not so much as a run-through, we poorly harmonized. It was supposedly not awful, but I’m glad no one taped it. Everyone was cracking up and all went well, but it took my heart about a half and hour to stop pounding.

At least that part is over and I can just get on with the long and detailed presentations.

Oi vey.

easily amused

Both of these were seen while driving about in the VW:
- Average medium-heavyset guy walking across the 10th St. Bridge, listening to his tunes, wearing a beige shirt stating “I MAKE STUFF UP”.
- Boy Goth, in full regalia, complete with flowing, long black trenchcoat, sour expression, dyed black hair and black lipstick, biking down Butler St.

I cracked up at both sights. I am a cheap date.

There’s more good bonding with the new little coche. The VW has a tape deck in the front (the CD changer is in the trunk). I’ve dusted off a few great old mix tapes, both given to me and my own. They warble a bit, but man, it’s so fun to listen to them. I’m driving and singing to a song I’ve not heard in years, then yet another great one comes on, then another. It’s just grand.

Summer Rain

Sun

Cloud
Those shots were just moments apart. The lighting is amazing for these fast summer storms. The ground is just damp, not even a soak, despite the fierce fall of water. It was too brief to saturate.

Up Mintwood

Oh, btw, we bought a VW Golf Trek. It’s very cute as you can see. We just couldn’t swing the Prius. Again. Not to mention that the offer was too good to pass. Given that her owners got a sweet offer from Australia, she needs a new home. Mom will buy the Kia, but for now, we have two cars. They’ll only look clean for this brief moment.
coches

nerds on fraud

I went to an awful presentation last night about an phenomenally important and frightening issue. Kathy Dopp of US Count Votes is clearly a very bright mathematician, but a horrid public speaker. I know I’m biased because I’ve seen some amazing presentations (even using PowerPoint) due to going to so many CMU thesis talks. That said, there is no excuse for completely ignoring basic rules of engagement. Simple things like don’t tell me you’re tired or in a mood, just talk. Don’t let people’s questions knock you off track so far that you end up saying the same things four times. I care deeply about the issues surrounding election fraud, but after an hour and half, and no clear wrap-up in sight, I left.

Dopp did point out the added vulnerability of hiding wireless cards in election machines, which would be basically undetectable, especially by the non-geeks that make up our supply of pollworkers come election day. Anyone with a laptop and some skills could do a drive-by vote, giving us the modern equivalent of the famous Chicago Mob Boss style of voting, except with the added bonus of being able to change every vote in the machine, not just of anyone who died in your district in the last ten years. This is just one of the many frightening things that were part of the beginning of her talk. It’s also one of the most easily explained.

She started off with a clear story at least, but she never told us as an audience what we could do. This adds to the depressing nature of the whole situation. The goal of US Count Votes is to stop candidates from conceding until recounts are possible by providing them with data. The only thing she really asked for was help gathering data, which isn’t really a request that most people can follow through on. Not only that, I don’t think that’s very useful in the long run. Sure, it’s a do-able goal, but it’s not going to win the hearts and minds of the public. She even admitted that she’s a deeply entrenched academic and likes to see docs and graphs. So do I, but please make them explainable. If even I can’t grasp the content you are showing me, Joe Sixpack is going to distrust you more than he distrusts the government in power. That, my friends, is where academia fails completely and it’s why geeks like us end up hung up by our undershorts in the locker room.

When her laptop went to sleep in the midst of the presentation, she took my question to pass time while the computer woke itself up. I asked her what she thought of the Oregon system of Vote by Mail and she barely squeaked over the fact that it’s a good solution before she went back into how bad the electronic devices are. She admitted that hand-counted paper ballots are the best way (a la Oregon, and actually Pittsburgh, as it happens) but DeBolt counts 80% of our votes right now and they’re not easily recountable and getting less so due to proprietary software. That is absolutely horrible, but why push for a different gadget when you could do vote by mail nationally and solve all the problems in one fell swoop? Cheaply! Why fight for an open source technology from massive Republican corporate businesses when you can get a paper and a pen and have the original open source?

I’m a big geek, and proud of it. I’d rather type a journal the write it, obviously. But I know a good design when I see it, and the voting problems in this country will take years and years to solve with gadgets. I wouldn’t buy a Beta version of anything as important as my Electoral Process, and these are all one Beta after another, and totally hackable.

All in all, it was a depressing meeting. If she had managed to bring her talk to an end by 9:45pm, I would’ve stayed to tell her to find some designers to help. After all, that’s what Oregon did. There are seriously bright people working on the Design for Democracy issue, and if the math fiends and the designers could get together, THAT would win some hearts and minds.

I wonder if Kathy Dopp would have come out of her math box to hear me if I’d slogged through longer. Somehow, sadly, I doubt it.

For anyone who cares to filter through an extremely academic paper (read: dull), this pdf is essentially the presentation I sat through.

happy firefly / sad cat

Because Melissa is the best sort of friend you could ever have, and I am damn lucky to be her friend, I just got the Firefly Complete Series DVDs in my mailbox.

I can’t seem to wipe off the smirk from my snerk.

This is a vast improvement to the beginning of my day. It was a cruel night for dreams, perhaps due to the changing weather. I had two gory dreams, one with Saggar having a nasty illness and dying, and the other quite violent. The one with Saggar was the more memorable of the two. I would rather forget it. She had a gaping belly wound that she kept licking and she ended up furless, mewing sadly at me. Woke up with desperate and lonely feelings.

Two dreams for the price of one

I had this dream the other day, and the second one a few days previous. I took some notes on the first to make it stick as I had no time to properly write it up at the time. It stayed with me well enough, so here it is. Very long, both in the story of it, and in my memory. It seems I’m getting better as this dream recall thing, though it’s still inhabited more by architecture than people. The second one I had no notes as it was just a few moments long, but has stayed enough to make me want to write it up still.

People who weren’t really Marc, Jenna, and a vague ‘tween-aged daughter were showing me around their just-acquired house, which was actually a series of buildings, all in a complex. They were built on pylons as they were either on or over water, depending on the specific building. All the structures were white and open, and all connected by variable, but mostly narrow boardwalks. It wasn’t newly built as some windows were painted shut with standard white rental property paint. There was a large building that the daughter was showing me, gleefully telling me about how all five rooms were her bedrooms. All of them were awkwardly shaped, as if they walls were meant to be temporary between them. They didn’t have real closets, again like temporary walls, but had sliding parts that partially hid poles with hanging clothes. She had lots of clothes, fun stuff too. There were ceiling tiles both on the ceiling and the walls (I know that doesn’t work in waking life, but visualize with me here). Each ceiling tile was clean and white, in that acoustic random texture, with a distinct gold painted moulding (a la drawing room walls. None of the rooms were kitchens or any public social space of a house proper. That would be in another structure entirely.

We continued wandering. As we left the daughter’s building, we crossed to the next over the boardwalk. To the right of the walk was the daughter’s building, ahead was the next structure, and to the left was a running creek, winding under and between buildings. I was told by not-Jenna that the creek was intermittent and would disappear for days, then be back strong. I followed with my eyes the path of the water, mostly filling the ruts in the sand-soil. At a lower point, there were piles of bright blue felty shapes. All the shapes were the same, piled upon one another, with the higher ones still dry, and the lower completely soaked. They had a toxic laundry color to them, and were a cue to several such piles of things later in the dream.

At various times, I was wandering alone or with other prop people. There were small doors or compartments, John Malkovich size, around in various rooms, several painted shut. Outside a deck off one building was a large body of water, small waves like an inland sea or calm ocean. It was all water out one window, but outside another window, the surface of the water was covered in a caramel magic-shell, with woody junk sprinkled like nuts atop it. The junk was large-ish, furniture scale, but at the eye’s distance was very like crushed walnuts a top a sundae. It still moved like water, which was clearly under the cracking sheets of caramel surface. Some parts of the caramel looked as if poured and hardened onto a wave and they spiked up firmly to the lovely sky above. It was far too large a body of water to be covered in anything and the closest visual I can offer outside my own head is the from trash compactor scene from Star Wars. The water moved like that water did, but not nasty and monster infested.

Another building, walking alone now, I found a room with piles and piles of furniture. Decent stuff, mostly real wood, chairs upon chairs upon tables. Nothing fancy or antique, but the sort of student housing run of the mill heavy duty, lathed legs and rounded backs. It was an accepted dichotomy: beautiful clean air, sunny and bright, very California, yet with large debris in semi-tidy bunches, accepted as part of the scenery. It was even rather pretty. This walkthrough went on for many more rooms, all similar in the whiteness, odd shapes, almost warehousey at times, all empty except for the ones crammed with junk off in one corner. The junk was clearly left behind from previous owners, but it wasn’t as if the space was set up like a rooming house. Very odd. I walked through a lot of rooms and halls.

For the second time in as many weeks, I’ve had the sense of wanting to take pictures while dreaming. I miss my camera in my sleep. I could almost feel the emptiness the size and weight of the D70 in my hands, itching to pull the camera to my eyes to document the caramel ocean and the piles of stuff.

The earlier dream was in London, at night. It was probably more like NYC, but I decided it was London, so there you go. Kelly was showing me around as she apparently was more familiar. We were heading down a night-dark street in a misty half-rain. We ducked into a bar, didn’t feel like we wanted to stay, went back outside. We heard the rattle of gunfire, semi-automatic, and not too far away. I wanted to head off to find it, and I also wanted to take pictures of the way the misty wet dark hung in the air. There were stoplights and taller buildings in the distance that had a wonderful dank glow on them that was positively beautiful, if a bit scary. Kelly didn’t like the idea of being outside with the gunfight, and told me it was a bad idea while pulling me back inside the pub. I was letting her pull me as I stared behind us, up to the sky, echoing with shots.